Trade & Hoe’s Embroidered Patch (Iron-on)

$15.00

35 in stock

One-time run, no restock

An embroidered patch featuring the Trade & Hoe’s crest: poppers, lube, and a condom, rendered with the dignity of a grocery co-op that has been serving the community since 1967.

Stitched on cream twill with a merrowed red border. 3.5 inches round. Iron-on backing.

Goes on a tote, a jacket, a jockstrap, a canvas apron you will never cook in. Your call.

Details 3.5″ diameter, round Embroidered, not printed. You can feel it. Cream twill background, red thread Merrowed border so the edge will not fray Iron-on adhesive backing Not the same crest as the one on the Boatkins. Related, not identical.

How to apply Medium-high heat, no steam. Press firmly for ten to fifteen seconds, ideally with a thin cloth between the iron and the patch. Let it cool completely before you touch it.

For anything that gets washed hot or carried heavy, tack the edges down with a few stitches. The adhesive holds, but thread holds longer.

FAQ

Every bag is made to order, so give it 4-6 weeks from your order date. You’ll get an email the moment it ships 

I’m currently only releasing a limited amount of bags due to being a single person operation. I’ll post on my socials (Instagram and Tiktok) as soon as I have an idea of the next drop but this won’t be available forever

Not a mistake, it’s the look! The exposed edge is part of the deconstructed, bootleg-of-a-bootleg aesthetic the bag is built on. It’s sealed against fraying before it ships.

US only for now but stay tuned

Not currently. Each drop is a fixed batch, colors and patches included.

No, hardware is fixed per bag.

Most of the time mail carriers might scan packages as delivered strangely or it might be left with a neighbor. Please check with your neighbors if it’s been misplaced.

If your package doesn’t show up after 2 days after being marked as delivered. Reach out and  we’ll make it right.

Care Instructions

The canvas:
Spot clean only. A damp cloth with a little mild soap handles most marks, work in gentle circles and let it air dry flat. Skip the washing machine, skip the dryer, canvas doesn’t love either one and the metal hardware may become damaged in the wash

The raw top edge:
This edge is sealed to resist fraying, but treat it gently anyway, avoid tugging or snagging it on rough surfaces. If a stray thread does show up, don’t pull it, snip it close with scissors instead.

Storage:
Store it in the dust bag away from direct sunlight so the canvas and patch colors stay true.

General:
This bag is made to be lived in, a little wear is part of the story. Just keep it dry, keep it out of the wash, and it’ll hold up.

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